Flags

Snowbound Dragonfly

Or some leaves

Shell

Roanaby

Bricks

Bricks on an old wall at Auskerry lighthouse, Orkney

Stone and iron

Iron remains of a ship on the shore of Orkney. This is of a stone seen through a porthole.

Cog

Bicycle

This is in a World War II coastal battery at Rerwick Head, Tankerness, Orkney. I thought it looked old enough to have belonged to some army sergeant. Then I noticed that it is a woman's bike. Obviously, there were lots of women in the forces then, but I'm not sure there were any female personnel at these batteries. I must look into it.

Still-life

A Story of a Mole

This is only a story of a mole. The incident may not figure in that mole’s top ten incidents of its life. It may, on its death-bed, have little or no recollection of what happened in this story, other far more exciting things may have happened to it. And it did not seem an unusually special mole, one about which epics might be written. So a story of a mole.
The college I was studying at gave me a part-time job. I helped out wherever they needed me; in the kitchens, the grounds, the library. In the summer the college put up tourists in the student accommodations. The students hid under the beds all summer. It caused a few scenes when they had to sneak in late at night after the pub. Not really, it was a one year deal at the college, the students stared in September and finished in May. So by one-year I mean one academic year. It offered an access course which was a pre-entry to university. So no need for any hiding under the beds. Or, at least, not during the summer.
If they were short in the kitchens; I worked in the kitchens, like the time one of the women called in sick saying she thought she had ‘that mad cow disease.’ How she could tell, I don’t know. Or I looked after the library. Small college, small library. It looked like the kind of library in in old detective novels, a body with a crooked dagger in its back would have fitted right in with the general ambience. Mainly, though I worked in the grounds cutting grass, thinning out the shrubberies, clearing up whenever one of the centuries-old beech trees collapsed in a gale.
In a way I quite enjoyed the grass-cutting as long as I was using the big red tractor. Young mothers would walk their children in the grounds and little boys would always look at the tractor enviously. I could swagger sitting down. Men didn’t envy me. Women didn’t envy me. Four-year-old boys did.
I could muse for hours as I traced the same patterns on acre after acre of grass. I wrote a play in my head one day, must look it out, I’ll let you know when it gets staged.
The college grounds were the responsibility of Billy. I would go to the door of his little house in the grounds for my orders. Half the time he’d answer half-dressed, getting up early was not his strongest suit. He was pretty laid-back about most things. Not about the moles. The lawns were not stately home quality, but they still were not helped by the little mountain ranges that sprang up. I tried telling Billy how clever they were; how the mounds were constructed so that the air moving over them had to speed up and, like air moving over a wing, that created lift, or in the case of the molehills, suction. That pulled air along the tunnels making them liveable, at least if you were a mole. He didn’t care. He insisted I stop my tractor, get off and knock over the ‘hills with my boot to save the cutting-deck from getting knocked about. As I did so, I would look out for Neolithic arrowheads or Jacobean coins in the soil, it kept my mind off the vandalism. I told Billy that the moles would just excavate more but he didn’t listen.
‘That’s not just tunnelling,’ I said, ‘ that’s civil engineering!’
‘I don’t care, they’re getting right up to the college. The lawn looks like a Martian teenager’s face with a bad attack of blackheads and I’m getting the blame. There are some old traps hanging up in the garage. Look them out and I’ll see if they’re still in working order.’
Not me pal, I’m no mole killer. No molecide I. I let it drop, thinking that he’d probably forget. In the meantime I found the traps and slung them into a far, dark corner of the garage’s attic.
‘I found the mole traps slung into a far, dark corner of the garage attic,’ Billy said to me a couple of days later. ‘I’ve given them a clean and oil and am going set a few, see how we get on.’ He didn’t ask me to do it, knew that I was a nature-boy. The kitchen-staff thought me a little odd as they’d see me head into the woods before breakfast. I lived in the student block and ate in the student canteen, but liked to get in an early walk; see some roe deer or a fox, a kingfisher heading downriver maybe. I’d cross a stubble-field and listen as my boots made flute-like whistles come from every stalk as I walked, my head up watching a buzzard circling.
Billy, when I wasn’t around, put in a few traps. I only realised this when I saw the markers he had placed so that he would find them again; short lengths of cane, little red rags on the top. A few days later I was mooching around the front of the college talking to a few students and tutors. Maybe it was lunchtime, maybe I just couldn’t be bothered doing much because it was a sunny day and the others seemed to be of the same lunch-hour or mind. Billy was there too, hands in pockets, looking for a anyone female to chat up. I took the opportunity of landing him in it.
‘Hey Billy, I’m going to see if your trap caught anything.’ I could hear behind me comments and questions…traps? What traps? What’s he talking about?
I walked over to the nearest marker and turned over the turf. Billy had sliced a spade-wide gap in the tunnel between two molehills and placed the metal cylindrical device. I had forgotten to mention that by oiling the traps, Billy might warn off the moles. It hadn’t worked.
‘You’ve caught one, Billy.’ I think he was as surprised as I was. I could hear more voices..what’s he done? Has he killed something?…What for?…The poor wee thing.
I went down on my knees to look more closely. I could hear Billy walking over the grass toward me.
‘it’s still alive.’ The trap had sprung too soon. The mole was caught only by its snout. I lifted the trap out gently. The metal jaws had snapped too soon at it’s prey. I ran for a cardboard box and managed to open the trap inside it. The mole seemed only to have suffered a bloody nose. It was soon scrabbling around the box as a circle of human heads gathered around to look. Small and covered in dense black fur, huge, for its size, curiously hand-like claws, the bloody nose, it was like a prizefighter in the ring stumbling around, beaten and bloody. I left the crowd behind and took it away. I had only seen one or two live moles before. As I walked I kept looking down into the box. Could it tell? A big bespectacled moon looking down at it. Moles do not like the moon. They come out of their tunnels at night for a walk on the dewy grass, having a snack and getting some air. But not when there is a big moon, bespectacled or not. It picks them out for the eyes of hungry foxes and owls. He kept scrabbling away, probably puzzled at why his claws could find no purchase. I’d quickly stopped thinking ‘it’ and substituted ‘he’, though it or he might have been a she. Hard to sex a mole.
I took the box round the back of the college and through the formal gardens until I reached the rough grass beyond. There were some molehills there. I carefully upended the box over a hill and the mole immediately burrowed its’ way into it and disappeared. Later I remembered that moles are not very keen on houseguests. The mole that lived in that hole was probably very irate to have an unannounced visitor. Maybe killed him. I hope not. I hope that the visitor kept himself to himself for a few hours and, when the sun had set, made its’ way out into the field and established a new home elsewhere far from traps and bespectacled moons.
Billy dug up the rest of the traps. He couldn’t handle the evil looks he was getting, the whispers. And he couldn’t understand the reaction of the crowd. The mole is not a pretty animal, he thought, it is not elegant like the roe deer; not endearing like a squirrel, nor handsome like a fox. Ugly or not, and I thought not, the mole had, the crowd seemed to believe, the right to dig where it pleased and look how it liked and not end in the jaws of a steel trap. And maybe he or she, or his or her ancestors, are still digging beneath the great and ancient beeches that sway and dream in the meadow.

Hare

Frozen Loch

Drinking

I might start off in the Bow Bar. That’s on Victoria Street. Victoria Street in Edinburgh. Better say that because you were probably thinking there’s no Bow Bar on Victoria Street. No doubt there’s at least one Victoria Street in every British city, one result of holding onto your throne for, what was it, sixty years? So, the Bow Bar, Victoria Street, Edinburgh. At least I think it’s on Victoria Street.
Not as old as it looks from the inside. Fake, you’d call it, I’d suppose, only you’d probably forgive them once you’d had a couple. I know I always did. Not fake either in looking like the fittings came from a catalogue, though if you know that they did, I’d appreciate it if you kept it to yourself.
The beer is good. Good range, well kept and served by people who seem to know what they’re doing, not just some overcool youth or eye candy. Don’t know why I used that stupid phrase. Eye candy. Makes me think of someone with a stick of rock stuck in their eye. Edinburgh rock. Like that old film from 1899 or sometime, the moon with the rocket stuck in its eye. Lumiere Brothers, was it?
So I’d sit with the Guardian and do the cryptic over a nice pint in one of the window seats. Of course, you had to try and finish it quick, because you’d know that after several beers, you analytical strength would ebb and, conveniently, you would also begin to not give a toss what fourteen across was. Sometimes I’d get so far and then tear it out and cram it into a pocket, finish it tomorrow. Never would, even if I did find it again. The glamour of it, the mystery of the unsolved clues would have seeped away into the lining of my jacket. ‘Lights’ they’re called, the unfilled boxes. Lights. And the glass inserts you sometimes walk over in a pavement are called borrowed light. I like that, as if the people who built the cellar one or two hundred years before will come back at some point and return all the light that the cellar has used.
So, after a couple of pints It’s out the door. Never one to linger in the same place too long. Down the street and into the Grassmarket. I remember telling two slightly disorientated American tourists late one night how the gallows would be set up here. In the middle of the night a wagon would draw up and the scaffold be erected. There for the populace to see when they awoke, as if it had just appeared. After the hanging it would be removed by the same crew in the middle of the night. Gone in the morning as if it just disappeared. Another element in keeping the mob fearful. The pub at the corner is The Last Drop, but all the Grassmarket pubs are wholesale tourist processors.
Cut across and stop at the cash machine in the ugly modern bank, there are few machines where I’m going. Makes it sound sinister but it isn’t; there are just few cash machines where I’m going.
Head to the corner of the market and toward West Port. A pub on the right, good jukebox. The one on the left, old fire-station tarted-up in a predictable fashion. But one evening I sat in there over a pint and watched the snow begin to fall beyond the window. Slow and silent, it drifted down, orange in the streetlight. Lots of second-hand bookshops along there too. The problem is you go in and are tempted to buy some fat tome you’ll need to lug about for the rest of the day and evening. And you’ll regret the beer you could have bought with the money, tell yourself that you could easily have borrowed the book from the library. Or worst of all, spend the money, buy the book, lug it around from pub to pub before you lose it somewhere. Poor French classic or American collected poems lost, drifting around the city with no shelf to lay its weary spine.
Up to the pub with the woman’s name. ‘Kay Kendall’s‘? No, that’s some old actress. I mean an actress of some time ago, not an actress who was always old, like Margaret Rutherford. Well, of course, she couldn’t have been old always, she just gave that impression. Decent pint, old guys watching the horse-racing and little groups of art students from the college round the corner. I mean that the old guys are watching the races and that there are also some art students there, not that the old men are watching them in-between the three o’clock from Kempton Park and the three-fifteen from Aintree. There may be no such races, I don’t know, I’m too busy watching the art students. The girl ones, that is, in their polka-dots and outré hairstyles. Sweet. Out into the greyness of the late afternoon. Bookshops shutting soon, temptation resisted. Head on west past the sleazy little strip bars. Went in one one day and saw the expressions on the faces of the men watching the woman get naked. Vicious.
Along here I think of grave robbers. I was at a play one night,. The Anatomist, about Burke and Hare and the doctor who bought the bodies they brought for dissection. Me and the girl I was with came back this way, passing one of the murder sites of the villains. It was a clear night sky with a full moon and I had her in a certain amount of trepidation, but not enough to take refuge in my safe embrace.
Into the Blue Blazer. Couple here. Talked to an old American guy. Got onto world war two. He’d been in the Pacific; navy. Impressed by the amount I knew of the Americans in the Pacific in world war two. Bought me a pint, but I think I bought him one back, so no reparations needed there. This pub belongs to a chain. Wooden floors and fittings the same in every one you go into, but it’s a good location. You can head onto Lothian Road and south, or, getting a second wind, north and into the west end of the city centre. Maybe into Mathers West End. One evening there I sat across from an old man reading Berlin Alexanderplatz in the German, a little dictionary on the table by his pint. Read a little, sup a little, check the dictionary quite a lot. Good on you. The pub was pretty Alexanderplatish itself. Maybe it helped bring the story alive. Not that you’d really want that, not that story. Maybe go along a little side-street and into Bert’s Bar. One night I heard two people arguing further along the bar…Judas Iscariot…I don’t know what Iscariot means…I did…it means, I told them, Iscariot means ‘red-headed.’ Trust him to know they said, and I hadn’t even realised they knew me at all. And now I’m not even sure I was right.
This one evening, and the afternoon has indeed become evening, I ignore the city centre. I pass the crossing where a pretty girl called me a bloody fool when I stepped in front of a racing ambulance. My excuse is that I’d had a couple of glasses of punch in someone’s flat- it was Christmastime, and I confused the siren of a passing fire-engine with that of a speeding ambulance. I suppose they were on their way to the same drama, when I stepped in front of the ambulance part of the scene. Bloody fool, she said, not fondly, as I was just missed. Close thing. The ignominy of being run down by an ambulance only balanced by the fact that it is an ambulance and you won’t have to lie on the cold winter road waiting for one. And the driver knows the fastest way back to the hospital he has just left and will be able to drop you off and go for a cup of tea in the canteen and say ’you’ll never guess…’
I consider planting a punch in the face of the pretty girl’s boyfriend to teach her some manners, but can’t be bothered, it’s probably a lost cause.
I hurry past the crossing and along the road to the arthouse cinema. No film-going, just into the bar. Buy a drink and study the details of what‘s coming, make a note of seeing this one or that one and miss it when it comes around. And maybe regret not missing the ones that I didn’t manage to forget. After my cameo appearance there I head South and round the corner to a church and go in.
Only, it isn’t a church anymore, I’m no more here to pray than I wanted to watch a film in the cinema. It’s a pub because there are more drinkers now than prayers and that’s the cause of all our troubles. Sure. And I mean those who pray by prayers rather than the beseeching words, the begging, the entreaties, the final demands. Anyway, once deconsecrated it is no longer a holy place. And, in my view, never was. Now where’s the bar? Wish they’d pull out the pews though, reminds me too much of uncomfortable childhood Sundays. No food was taken, though by now I had consumed several newspapers. Notes had been taken when my ire was especially raised at some editorial or article. I’ll show them, wait till they read the letter I’ll send, just print that my lad and we’ll see what happens. No letters were ever written.
Further South and it’s the blasted heath that is the Meadows. A golf pub on one side. A Golf Pub! Across the darkness of the meadows just daring inwardly any mugger to try it on. I’m no local, I’m Glasgow! See if you can see any stars, then out the other side and half-guess If this is the right road for another pub. The Duke of Something. The Laird of Wherever. The Up Against the Wall Ya Parasitic Swine of Someday, Oneday, Maybe Tomorrow. The hardened revolutionary in his cups. It’s on a corner. Getting in the door I look round for a seat with a view of the road. I often do. Go into the pub, look for a view of the street I’ve just left. If I like it so much, why don’t I just stay out there? Another reasonably good jukebox, but the place is always busy with jukebox-playing types, playing not quite the records one wishes to hear at that precise moment of time and drunkenness. A couple three four here and it’s time, finally, for home. The only problem being the fact that the Duke has been transported to some other city I’ve never visited, or even imagined existed. As I walk the streets of towering, handsome tenements, I look up at the lighted windows, at the lamps hanging like personal moons in each living-room. What face do they shine down upon? Whose faces? They are just faces before they are someone’s faces. But no-one ever seems to near the window.
After a while I get the impression that I am edging too far south, soon I will be in suburbia, the bleak wastelands of bungalow and spaniel. I turn East. No-on else walks. Few vehicles pass.
The scene is of a piece. Pavement and garden walls and hanging shrubberies and streetlamp standards, hard-edged deep-dyed shadows cast by blue-white lamplight. It’s like walking through a woodcut.
Giving up my wandering I enter a phone-box. Directory of enquiries put me through to a taxi company. The girl tells me, as I don’t know where I am, to read out the location on the box printed on the notice in front of me. Five minutes later a taxi takes me home. Such service for a wastrel!

I don’t go into pubs anymore. Don’t drink at all. Read less of the news and fail to get furious at the articles I can barely be bothered to read. Do the crossword but with little zest, though more success. And fragments of little, never to be written stories no longer sway and hobble through the pages of my notebooks, they are full, instead, of sensible reminders of bills to be paid. And it never feels, in my head, the way it used to do after the first pint, when colours seemed to sweep around the inside surface of my skull like Northern Lights. Though I wonder if I have emigrated to a teetotalitarian state. Sometimes I dream that I am drinking. Last night I was in a pub I used to frequent. It was pretty dark and full and not quite how it used to be as if renovated in the years since I was last there. I turned from the bar to see a woman pass, a woman I used to know and care for. She didn’t see me, had just met another person who, it appeared, had not, just like me, seen her for years and was delighted at his luck. She smiled at him and I did not want to break the line of their gaze. They turned and went into a room at the back. I glanced in, saw that they had joined others I recognised, all those art school types. I told myself that I was not there, drinking and looking at this woman I used to, still, cared for, but home in bed in a house far to the north on an island swept by snow, but I didn’t believe myself. I even managed to persuade myself that I had merely dreamt living there and not being a bar-fly anymore, then thought that I would be better off there and not here and was sad and resigned when I awoke in the room of reflected white light.